Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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