just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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