Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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