i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
That's how pantless uber rides happen
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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