we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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