i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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