Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
handjob tips. give me some.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
