There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Randomize
