He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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