I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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