This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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