I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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