U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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