Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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