i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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