You're so nebulous sometimes
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
