His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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