All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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