Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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