I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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