I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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