The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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