i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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