i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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