Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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