The brown eye won't let me do that either.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I need water and some morals
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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