good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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