No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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