I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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