Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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