i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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