He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
