woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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