Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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