Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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