Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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