Need sex. Gaining weight.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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