Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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