Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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