Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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