Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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