so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Randomize
