? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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