I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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