Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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