He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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