Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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