I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Randomize
