it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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