yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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