im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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