super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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