i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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