i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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