do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Randomize
