i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
how drunk are you?
Several
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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