do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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