She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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