You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
we should paint friendship bongs
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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