S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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