just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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