Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Come share oat with me in your robe
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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