Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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