I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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